hot young tech wizard

The determination and the power

look man i'll stop passing the same bootleg unofficially-translated copy of paint tool sai i downloaded off deviantart in 2010 from laptop to laptop when it stops doing exactly what i want exactly how i want it with no automatic fancy bullshit or updates or anything

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back