hot young tech wizard

The determination and the power

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

Stevejob from a guy with glasses and a turtleneck

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

Who wants to be narrative foils together

With tongue