look out its BIG MAN

eating a peanut, butter, AND jellysandwich

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

ask not for whom the bell peppers

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now