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mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

angelsaxis

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

justatiredlittlesnail

wetheurban

It’s me and whatever song is holding me together against the world.

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mattawhiteley

#Flintstones #meme

fred-flintstone-of-bedrock

#Flintstones #meme

knowyournewmeme

Ya Ba do!

yonomna-deactivated20170207

Not what he says

fred-flintstone-of-bedrock

Ya Ba do!

schizotisticstatic

hey i know no one will probably see this other than people who already know it but. schizophrenic/schizospec people aren't all homeless people talking to themselves or people stuck in psych wards trying to kill everyone or whatever they tell you. for example, i just kinda sit in my room and don't bother anyone like maybe 80% of the time. i scroll on my phone. i watch movies and play games on my computer. i do chores when i (rarely) have the energy. i have a partner who i love and who tries their best to understand me and help me no matter what's going on with me.

yes, i also have a lot of crazy ideas that i believe and i see and hear things that aren't there and sometimes i start freaking out because i think someone close to me died when they're perfectly fine or that someone's coming to kill me or that my pets have been replaced with alien creatures, but i'm also a person with a life and a childhood and friends and i am not a threat to anyone.

and i'm here. on tumblr. on youtube. in real life. i can see and hear what everyone says about people like me. and i'm fucking tired of it.

treat people with psychotic disorders like people. please. it's not hard to do.

boomer-mythology-destroyer

jordisstigander

my beloved

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

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apolladay

Favorite narrative interpretation/personal headcanon of Ötzi, The Iceman?

1) Ordinary dude killed by trigger-happy strangers garding their territory

2) A vile invader slain by brave native warriors defending their land

3) An ordinary dude who was robbed by strangers

4) An innocent passerby victim, killed for fun

5) Ötzi was the good guy in a tragic battle of Good vs Evil

6) Ötzi was betrayed by travel compagnons over petty animosity/grievances

7) Ötzi was an asshole/abuser who had it coming

8) Caleidoscope of several of the options above

9) Other

10) I have no "headcanon" for Ötzi

Favorite narrative interpretation/personal headcanon of Ötzi, The Iceman?

Ordinary dude killed by trigger-happy strangers garding their territory

A vile invader slain by brave native warriors defending their land

An ordinary dude who was robbed by strangers

An innocent passerby victim, killed for fun

Ötzi was the good guy in a tragic battle of Good vs Evil

Ötzi was betrayed by travel compagnons over petty animosity/grievances

Ötzi was an asshole/abuser who had it coming

Caleidoscope of several of the options above

Other

I have no "headcanon" for Ötzi

Voting ended onMay 23

#otzi was a high ranking man in conflict with a neighboring clan and was killed as part of that clan battle #i think saying otzi was either the good guy or yhe bad guy is a very black and white way of looking at it

drtrinitysantos

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

dizzyhslightlyvoided

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104

um. cut him in half

gorbling

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

evilscientist3

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

abundantchewtoys

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thecorvidforest

be normal about people who wear diapers. be normal about people who need colostomy/catheter bags. be normal about people who need to wear pads or pad their mattress. be normal about incontinence. it’s not funny or weird or gross, it can happen to anyone of any age, and it’s frankly embarrassing that some of y’all can’t be normal about the aspects of disability that ick you out

maxxie-or-smth

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

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