3 written by murray leinster and published by pyramid books, and one i was reminded of via a comment on my old series of LotG update designs over on dA that was written by carl henry nathien and published by the western publishing company (a whitman book?)
i am unsure where exactly that single book takes place/fits into the book order, so for this ramble i'll read it last (and also wait for it to arrive by mail)
((despite there being a copy on the internet archive I NEED PHYSICAL BOOKS OKAY))
(((thank thrombeldinbar for thriftbooks.com)))
that said since these are short books and the longest one (the odd one out) tops out at 14 chapters, i'm not splitting the posts and keeping it to one entry per book
ANYWAY
chapter 1
summary: we meet the spindrift crew, a brief description of our passengers, and knowledge of space warps they will eventually find themselves in
TL;DR: a solid start, sets up the world and what they'll be leaving behind well enough, even if the dialogue is a little stilted
B-
The Good: the space warps are a known, albeit unexplained, phenomena, that airports are aware of enough to mention on the weather reports during the pre-flight checks, including naming 2 ships that may have gone missing due to the warps: the Marintha (departed from tokyo) and the Anne (cape town to seattle)
the Anne even managed to get some photo evidence of distorted star patterns
the reason the spindrift passengers are so few is the simple fact the rest of the passengers panicked at the discovery of the space warp and didn't want to take the risk so they cancelled (great fodder to add onto the remake/update because it only enriches the reasons why berry, mark, val, and fitzhugh still hopped on anyway)
steve and dan have known each other a long time (as was also stated on the show, they went to flight academy together) and they know they have nothing to fear from a space warp...despite the fact 2 ships of the spindrift's sub-orbital class went missing without a trace
"i won't invite more [publicity] for the spindrift, by letting her vanish somewhere between los angeles and london and never more being heard of." oh steve. oh steve oh steve oh steve. wait til you have to eat those words
"apparently nobody thought about cancelling his reservation." oof, barry, bud, that absolutely sucks shit. bad for barry, but great for the plot
i love you book!betty for bitching about your passengers before you've even taken off, giving us a view into their personalities, and for book!steve to not give a shit about your bitching
yeah it makes sense that there are like 40+ pre-flight checks to make on a sub-orbital ship, it's practically a spaceship already
"in the meantime, nobody cared" <- concerning the presence of space warps, and since no one has tried to monetize them yet why should anyone be concerned? bad for the spindrift, good for the plot
the description of the "modern" tech and how easy shit is to do or talk or make is setting up a nice contrast to how they'll all have to survive on the giant world. same with describing the familiar planets and stars as they lift off
the mention of how the spindrift could fly for 8 hours straight every 24 hours due to their atomic battery, which is a nice explanation why they can't just keep in the air later on
it's actually nice to know the airline/airport/tower control wants them to keep in constant communication as a precaution, as well as steve pointing out the magnetic field is fucking up
the space warp description being equated to the stars reflected in a lake so everything looks wobbly is a nice touch, and if the stars suddenly disappeared i'd be extremely concerned too
honestly having the radio slowly but surely losing strength and the desperate cries of voices trying to reach you would freak me the fuck out
"then, quite suddenly, gravity ceased to be. there was no weight. the sensation was appalling." ooo that is such a good line i may have to steal it for...something. something else. or maybe this. we'll see
The Bad: continuity error on the first page, where the show and the book (both released/published in september 1968) have different flight numbers. the tv series is flight 612 whereas this book series has flight 703. one or the other was switched at the last minute because i can't believe this was approved before it went to print if the show's flight number was locked down beforehand
"dan ericson, a dark man" i don't...i don't know what i was expecting, this was written and published in the 60s, but it still feels like a bad way to describe a black person
another continuity error, not sure if the book is inaccurate or the show itself was changed before printing (stefan arngrim being cast perhaps?), but book!barry is so far described as 14 and not 11-12 like in the show, as well as mark being described as bespectacled and nervous (again, maybe a change made due to don matheson being cast?)
Salvageable: 75% i'd say
i'll be honest, i'm dead set on keeping the og series cold open (with the credits moved to AFTER it's discovered they're tiny in a giant land) to give it some suspense, but this certainly sets up a potential flashback scene well enough. the only thing keeping me from using it as is would be, as stated, the idea of the credits/logo popping in too early and ruining the suspense. "but they already know they're watching a show called 'land of the giants'" I KNOW BUT MY VISION DEMANDS SOME ATTEMPT AT SURPRISE
we don't get much insight into the passengers right away, but we don't need to, not when the characters themselves don't know they're about to be yeeted across the galaxy for thrombeldinbar only knows how long
that said, having the 4 passengers be the only ones who didn't cancel their tickets helps with a remake's backstory/personality building: mark the CEO can't miss his business deal, space warp be damned; val's double already lured the press/paparazzi the other way and she needs to make her audition; fitzhugh just impulsively stole a very important valise and needs to get the fuck out of the USA; and berry doesn't have anyone reliable stateside to cancel her ticket nor can she afford to get off and wait for another ship since she's just a kid after all. it works out great, actually. deffo adding it into any pilot/series starting episode for sure
"hey bridget are you going to attempt to write out full episodes of this thing or is this all for shits and giggles?"
the latter, mostly, but considering how easily i've gone from vague description -> detailed description -> detailed description with bits of dialogue -> writing passages out as if i were writing an actual chapter of something in my series bible word document, i am almost tempted to post it and see if it makes sense to anyone else in the world
chapter 2
summary: the spindrift hangs out in the space warp longer than expected, make a landing, only to take off once it's realized they are in...the land of the giants DUN DUN DUUUNNN
TL;DR: decent descriptions, so far only 2 passengers get speaking lines, but so far so expected of an emergency situation
B-
The Good: a better insight into the passengers personalities by showing us how they're reacting to the sudden turbulence/space warp travel/wahey: barry the kid is excited; mark the science guy is curious; val is trying to be stalwart but is nervous on the inside; fitzhugh is paralyzed by fear
betty having to keep boiling water from floating out of the coffeepot while keeping her seat so SHE also doesn't float away is a nice visual
steve desperately flipping every other switch hoping for something to work only to have jack shit happen
steve knowing how the ship sounds at certain heights due to how the hullplates rattle (or in this case, DON'T rattle) is a nice character detail and shows how long/how well he's being doing this job
barry thinking he could smuggle chipper into england is such a kid thing to do
betty hopping into crisis mode, stating they're gonna need fresh air eventually and they've snacks for food, nothing substantial
the sudden return of gravity/stars/wahey after a few hours stuck in anti-grav/the space warp/wahey could explain why so many actual crashes happened to previous flights if no one knew when things would return to normal and pilots weren't prepared to take over quickly enough
when shit comes back to normal, and they see a planet in front of them, steve wastes no goddamn time diving toward it cuz hey any port in a space warp, am i right? even going so far as to theorize maybe if they get low enough they won't go missing like the other sub-orbital ships did (she says, knowing damn well they're already fucked)
the first signs they are not back on earth, because they haven't landed yet, are the lack of responses to their mayday calls and their altimeter showing they're in a mountain country...where the mountains are too damn high
when steve volunteers to check out the air and scenery dan pipes up that he himself should be the one to do it. "if anything happens to you-!" dan says. "it'll be because i guessed wrong. then it'll be up to you to guess right." oof i love that line. steve/dan 5eva
the details of the giant car that almost runs over steve and dan being just different enough to know it wasn't a human sports car, but also being recognizable as a damn car at all. the show didn't really go out on the giant world's difference in design, and i get why (budget constraints, low priority probably) but it's still nice to know it isn't all 1:1 (or i suppose 1:12 ahyuck hyuck hyuck) ((that's a gt scale joke there kiddos)) (((laugh goddamnit)))
yes dan thank you for automatically think "we've shrunk?!" and attempting to play in the genre you have found yourself in
ah, the tried and true method of "blind the giant who's trying to figure out what you are so you can get the fuck out of there" is used successfully to get the spindrift up and away after landing for a total of like, 5 minutes
The Bad: the dialogue continues to feel stilted, and i know i shouldn't be blaming it on the time it was published, but it 100% is because it was a 60s book
ok book!mark being so casual to ask "any idea what's up?" about the space warp situation isn't ACTUALLY a bad thing, but knowing how confrontational tv!mark was to steve, especially in the first season, just took me out of it for a second
i can't decide if it's a sign of betty no thinking straight or the writer refusing to use the word, but if i had gone through a space warp that felt like it was done on purpose, i wouldn't think we've been "kidnapped" i would assume we'd been "abducted"
3 HOURS?! THEY ARE STUCK WITHOUT GRAVITY IN THE WARP FOR 3 GODDAMN HOURS?! yeah no shit i get the time is more believable or whatever but you should know i would absolutely be freaking the fuck out at that point if i wasn't dead from lack of oxygen first
sorry but the visual and eventual rescue of steve by dan because the former fell off the sidewalk curb they'd landed on is so great that i am retroactively mad at the show for not recreating it for the series
what do you mean it took you until almost getting squashed by a giant car and getting discovered by an actual factual giant to point out how wrong the stars were? YOU PASSED BY THEM TO GET TO THE PLANET?!
Salvageable: 70%, i mean it already pretty much follows the opening scenes of the series
the lack of gravity affecting the ship and its passengers could work as a way to explain why many of the "lost" planes/ships/wahey crashed spectacularly upon arrival on the giant world: it took them all by such surprise that they weren't ready to act when it "turned back on" that quickly and that randomly
the rules about the united kingdom's strict quarantine rules for animals, especially dogs, is something that would deffo be part of berry's backstory. see, while chipper is a trained service/emotional support dog, he's also not officially registered as such so berry was taking HELLA chances that she'd still get to slip him through once they'd landed (the few months between her parents' deaths and immigrating to live with her grandmas was kind of a blur for a grieving kid and getting him registered properly wasn't exactly a major concern)
i get that being stuck in the space warp for a decent chunk of time is probably more "realistic" concerning such phenomena, but at the same time they were concerned they could've suffocated or starved so maybe like...just the disappearing stars, sudden loss and return of gravity, and all that jazz is good enough for a show, okay?
if i did manage to get this thing greenlit for an actual factual revival, i would want the designs for the giant world to be just "off" enough to differentiate them from earth styles. maybe in a faux "this is how the 50s thought the future would look" kind of deal
i am 100% recreating the Steve Eats Shit Off A Sidewalk scene for any future attempt at writing a first episode, i tell ya wut -adds it to the To Draw list as well-
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Hey here's the food that I've figured out his the right combo of cheap, easy to make, tolerably tasty, and relatively nutritionally sound for when my brain is bad:
2c rice (2c is dry, prepare as you usually do. Whatever kind of rice you have is good, brown rice works well)
2 cans of pinto or black beans, drained (or one can of each. Whatever.)
12oz frozen broccoli
1c chunky salsa
Optional: .5c sour cream, .5c shredded cheese.
Also optional: salt, garlic powder, and cumin to taste (to season the rice)
Cook the rice in one pot (with the seasoning if you want to). Put the frozen broccoli, drained beans, and salsa in another pot and bring to a boil. When the rice is done and the bean broccoli salsa stuff is hot, mix the rice into the beans (if adding cheese or sour cream, stir into the beans before adding the rice).
Now you have a food. It's got protein and carbs and fiber and a vegetable (and fat if you add the cheese and sour cream).
The amount described above is a lot. You can portion half of it into single servings to freeze and still have like four meals.
It's not the kind of thing I'd serve to anyone else, but it's a better option than eating instant oatmeal for dinner for another week.
If you want to make a less-cheap (still pretty cheap) and better-tasting version of this, you can add a diced onion (sautee in the pot before adding the broccoli bean salsa stuff) and replace one of the cans of beans with one cake of marinated tofu (marinate it in spicy sauce if you like spicy stuff) diced in small pieces, one pound of ground meat (browned with the onion before adding the other stuff) (i like frozen turkey for this) or two cups of TVP (soaked with the salsa before adding to the pot - if you do this option add an extra half cup of salsa).
Someone in the notes described this as a cheap burrito bowl and that's a good way to think of it, and also means that if you can eat tortillas you can eat it in a tortilla as a burrito or freeze servings as burritos. (I can only eat very small allergy safe tortillas, too small for burritos, but this is pretty okay as a very messy taco)
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Your post about domesticated coyotes and the problems that arise with the idea includes a specific phrase that I *could* look up myself, but I feel like you could phrase it very interestingly.
"Re"-domestication of cheetahs?
With reference to This Post
In ancient Egypt, Cheetahs were sometimes used as hunting animals like greyhounds, and kept as housepets by the royal family and later, many wealthy households.
Now, there's an argument about how "domesticated" these cheetahs were- the majority of them were captured from the wild as adults and tamed/trained to tolerate humans and obey hunting commands, mostly because back then and still today, cheetahs are extremely hard to breed in captivity. Some were bred and raised from cubs, and there was not a shortage of cheetahs living in and around human habitation for them to replace stock with.
Even today, cheetahs are... weirdly comfortable around humans, if those humans know how to mind their manners. Game wardens in Kruger National Park sometimes sleep next to young cheetahs they are re-introducing into the wild, or have had female cheetahs who are familiar with them drop their cubs off on their feet to 'babysit' while she goes hunting.
Here's a pair of San hunters from the Naankuse Wildlife Reserve in Namibia bow-hunting while a wild local male cheetah hangs out with them (the angle makes him look much bigger and closer to the men than he is, but he's still VERY close). The male's name is Aiko, and is well-known to these men- they're not worried about his presence because they know how to respect his space and he knows not to go after game they've downed. Game they miss is free for him to run down, and game he flushes from the bushes are much easier to shoot- a mutually beneficial partnership. It's extremely similar to how the indigenous people of Papua New Guinea hunt with their dogs, some of the most recently domesticated and most similar to ancient 'proto-dogs' alive today.
So, cheetahs aren't domesticated the way dogs and housecats are- they haven't been selectively bred for generations, they're not dependent on humans, and they can and will attack people that bother them.
But like Coyotes, the remaining cheetahs we have are VERY habituated to humans, arguably even moreso than coyotes are, and we've made a lot of progress in getting them to breed in captivity- Ironically by pairing them up with highly domesticated dogs, who teach them domesticated animal behaviors like "not worrying about everything".
With Coyotes, the obstacle to domestication are mostly practical matters like "getting a coyote farm funded, zoned, built and insured.", whereas with cheetahs the problem is "there are almost no cheetahs left to practice domestication on and the ones we do have are already inbred". There IS a lot of commercial interest in domesticated cheetahs, so I think a good way to get the funding for species conservation and genetic re-diversification of cheetahs would be to frame it as a prerequisite to "Re-Domestication" and pet cheetahs.
We've done much larger and more complicated things before.
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now you gotta pay like $35 for a bus to new york and it STILL will probably break down and leave you stranded at an ihop in connecticut :(
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It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.
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my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.
The first steps in life are not easy, not for humans and not for rooks. This rook probably just left the nest that day and walking on uneven ground the first time is not easy. They also cannot really fly at this stage, they manage a few flaps, but gaining height and landing is really difficult, so they rather walk.
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tumblr users, overall, have low financial literacy. and like, I get it. itâs not shocking that a majority user base of chronically broke-adjacent people are intimidated by and/or think itâs useless to learn about financial systems. Iâm not surprised by this. but I do think itâs really really important to have an understanding of business and financial concepts, even when itâs dense and scary, because itâs fundamental to how the modern world works. this post is inspired by the notes on this post about the idea of bankification and is for an american audience.
when you deposit a paycheck in a traditional bank account, you go online and see the number in your balance. to you, it looks like there is a single account that quarantines your money away from everybody elseâs. you may think that when you deposit money in the bank, the bank is just holding that money for you, but actually, by depositing money is a bank, you are lending the bank company your money.
a bank companyâs core function is to make money by bundling together the deposits that many customers have lent it, and investing that money in the stock market. the bankâs investments earn interest, which is the bankâs profit. if you have a savings account, youâre essentially telling the bank âhey, I plan to have this money sitting here for a while without drawing on it.â a savings account is a more stable investment base than a checking account for the bank, which is why the company incentivizes you to have one. when you earn interest on a savings account, that is the bank giving you a tiny kickback of the money they are making through investing your (and othersâ blended) deposits.
the traditional banking system is insured by the federal deposit insurance corporation (FDIC), which is a government agency. if you took all your money out of the bank and hid it under your mattress, if somebody broke into your house and stole it, you will lose all your money. but the government insures money in traditional banks, usually up to $250,000 per consumer account. this means that even if the bank companyâs investments all fail and the bank company loses all your cash, the government will bail the bank out, and you will not lose your money.
by putting your money in a traditional bank, you ensure your money is protected, you get a small kickback of interest, and you get access to the convenience of the bankâs online platform to track your finances. you also get a debit card to easily make purchases by drawing directly from your accounts. for the bank company, they get billions of dollars of interest-free loans, in the form of their customerâs deposits, to invest in the stock market. at its core, ignoring fees and credit cards and mortgages, this is how the banking system works.
bankification is the idea that non-banking companies are trying to operate like banks. this includes tech companies like Apple offering credit cards, but an aspect of bankification that is less understood is companies incentivizing consumers to give them interest-free loans. while banks are regulated by the government in exactly when and how they can operate within this business model, other companies trying to profit through this model are not always beholden to these regulations because their activities are not technically considered banking. letâs look at an example: loyalty programs.
in 2025, starbucks has an estimated $2 billion in deferred revenue from their loyalty program. deferred revenue is like a gift card; the company receives money because the customer paid up-front for the gift card, but the company is beholden to discount a future purchase by the pre-paid amount. there are multiple advantages to receiving deferred revenue for a company.
when a customer loads money onto their starbucks loyalty account, they are essentially buying a digital gift card. remember how banks encourage consumers to put money into savings accounts because it is a long-term holding account, which makes it a more stable investment base? once you buy a gift card, you cannot convert it back into cash. the money cannot leave the company, making a very stable investment base. starbucks offers a lot of benefits and discounts for customers who load money onto their loyalty accounts because starbucks recognizes the value of a captive investment base of interest-free loans. when many customers prepay through the loyalty program, starbucks is using that pooled money the same way a bank does: investing it to make even more money.
as a side note, two other major advantages of this gift card model for companies is inflation and breakage. money loses value over time through inflation. when you buy a gift card, you pay the money upfront, and the company can invest that money sooner at its higher value. breakage is the idea that if a gift card is bought but never redeemed, then the company essentially got money for nothing.
now, does this bankification through loyalty programs directly hurt consumers? well, not really. consumers who participate in these sorts of loyalty programs get benefits like discounts. the problem is indirect harms: that this money is uninsured for the consumer, and the deferred revenue investment base is less regulated than traditional banks.
if starbucksâ investments failed and the company died, any money those customers had paid into the loyalty program but had not yet used on purchases would disappear. the money is not insured, so the customer wouldnât get it back. the same is true for keeping your money in any non-FDIC insured company, including companies like PayPal and Cashapp*. (*some services from those platforms, usually the credit cards, are insured because they have a backing partner bank. but a sitting balance in a free account is usually not FDIC-insured. donât leave your money sitting in these accounts.)
because companies investing their deferred revenue is regulated and taxed differently than traditional banksâ investments, not only if there less protection for the consumer, but there is less protection for the wider economy. If a bankified company with significant investments into other bankified company fails, this can cause a shockwave effect similar to the 2008-9 financial crisis wherein all the interconnected bankified companies are destabilized. banks are heavily regulated to avoid that happening again, but bankified companies are not beholden to that legislation.
just cause itâs worth a mention, the predatory opposite-twin of the loyalty-program type bankification is buy-now pay-later bankification. buy now pay later is a more approachable way of saying financing. a mortgage is a type of financing; the bank pays for your house up-front, and you need to repay them over a period of years with interest and potential fees. again, traditional banks are heavily regulated in what they can do with financing. bankified companies offer financing on their purchases because they arenât beholden to the same strict regulation, and they can set the time period, fees, and interest on their financing to whatever they want. bankified financing is often much more directly predatory to the consumer.