breathe deep and easy

Oh Mao Mao we’re really in it now

MaoMao x Jinshi ♡

Maomao: I can't believe that bitch ass pervert fired me, what the fuck

Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.

#itsnotherbusiness

A walk in the snow. Photo by Igor Gnevashev (1968).

ep 2: fuck or die

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

submitting my proposal to rename Miner's Lettuce to Shrew Umbrellas

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

Okay so you'd rather go and kill innocent people to avoid a little prison time? You could just go to jail rather than go do atrocities

if Taylor Swift Updates (legend, icon) can do this then so can you

??????

* Nocturnal

I saw this post on Instagram and I’ve been torturing my boyfriend with this animal ever since learning about them in my mammology courses

Everyone's always like, "The wheel! Masonry!" But what about fucking bread, you know? 15,000 years old and arguably better than ever.

Anyways, I wanted to do art for them before I go back into my crate :)

wendell is this but reverse, he gets one badass scene every 3 moments of him being horrendously useless and lazy.