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the fact that a seemingly trustworthy study is finding that cannabinoids seem to help prevent covid-19 (alongside vaccines) is absolutely insane. like genuinely so funny

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

holy crap he’s real

sneegsnag from my Streams

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

i'm so sick of seeing John Lemons long butt crack

Wait. They aren’t jokes. You guys really keep dozens of tabs open on your browser forever.

What if I want to return to my search for obscure russian idioms or go back to rereading 17776? What am I supposed to do, spontaneously remember that that was a thing I was doing, completely unprompted by visual stimulus or external reminders, and renew my search from the beginning in a fresh new tab? No, my cluttered nightmare of tabs is a way better solution if i ever even hope to come close to getting back to the things i leave for later.

call me super mario the way i'd be laying down pipe if it wasn't for all these turtles. attacking me

*writhing around on the ground in pain* i really don’t think the amulet is that cursed…. you guys are overreacting. it looks great on me anyways. you guys are just jealous

goes to a job interview but realizes they’re asking you the NYtimes 36 questions to fall in love

Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes