Official Dedsec London Account

Listen, if they didn't want us to jump that unfinished bridge in various vehicles, then they should have finished it.

We shouldn't have added led lights to the servers for that party. We can't sleep anymore, it flashes through the entire rainbow every night, we don't know how to revoke access from him.

After serious thought and discussion, we are no longer accepting requests for what to do with Malik, as a lot of proposed suggestions we have received are considered war crimes.

We're superimposing a 25% opacity image of Bagley on every screen in the city.

We're changing every traffic light in the city to green, just to see what happens

When we freed Big Ben from Albion's tyranny, we also took the liberty of adding something else to it. At a completely random day and time, Big Ben will play the entirety of Megalovania.

Bagley keeps fucking with the microwave so it ruins my casserole.

Our New Year's party is being held at the Earl's Fortune in Westminster; First drink is on the house!

We should really do something with the massive boxing ring we keep in the safehouse.

New Rule: You are not allowed to forcefully take control of people's minds to make them lose the drone race.