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shoutout to the boom guy wearing pink shorts in the set of the mandalorian in homage to the og pink shorts boom guy who wore them during the production of a new hope. i want him to know i love him very very much

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Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

gaycism

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

imaseawitch

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

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King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

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Interviewer to Roger Rabbit: So what it’s like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Jessica Rabbit grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

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If you vulcan neck pinch data he takes a screenshot

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Snape: I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter?

Dumbledore:

ancientgreeksuggestions

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

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No It Isn’t

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Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

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Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

drmariusvonraum

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

galahadwilder

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

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Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

fishingisuniversal

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

shobogan

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

clintbartons

Incorrect The Mandalorian Quotes

#the mandalorian

goodsprings

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

lesbianrey

my brother my brother and me

grootpoepjeplasjehoofd

The Chinese people stuck in their homes are currently engaged in the absolute highest tier of posting

thexfiles

Iconic

khealywu

i have 100% posted this before and i 100% will post it again

thesourthernpansy

I don’t even know this show but this transcends the barriers of fandom

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i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

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