classics suggestion

some people just want to live alone on an island but for a retinue of wild beasts, singing, weaving, and occasionally turning trespassers into swine

in case you didnt know, peisistratos has just been chosen as tyrant of the year for 2572nd year in a row

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

if you're a morally dubious baby god what you're going to want to do is steal your brother's cattle. then cause an olympian legal dispute

nobody is named flavia or sextus any more

You will take my copper AND you will like it.

guess what guys this witch from colchis promised to turn me young again and all i had to do was let her cut me up and boil me in her cauldron. see you later suckers

any female born in greek mythology can't cook...all they know is magic potions, launch a thousand ships, defy aphrodite, be bisexual, weave the narrative & lie

A pleasure to have in the labyrinth

the Consuls have declared to the roman people: get nasty get freakayy

is anyone else out here having an absolutely ghastly time at this party or is it just me and pompey and metellus and the clowns

the problem with kids these days it that they arent performing aristeias and earning kleos for the glory of their homeland

I should be allowed to run for tribune on account of my sweeties

dangerous tribune boy whose job it is to destroy the mos maiorum

theyre inventing a new step on the cursus honorum above consul and censor and dictator and theyre calling it The freaky magistracy