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Can't wait for Homer to drop his next epic

who up momenting they mori

i would care about the world cup if there were more players on the pitch and rhe pitch was made of marble and bricks and concrete and filled wirh benches and the players wore voluminois white jerseys and the ball was a sort of decree or law and the referee was called "tribune of the plebs

the most problematic maiden in the choral dance

they don’t compose victory odes like they used to

who put this sarcophagus in my villa

some people just want to live alone on an island but for a retinue of wild beasts, singing, weaving, and occasionally turning trespassers into swine

in case you didnt know, peisistratos has just been chosen as tyrant of the year for 2572nd year in a row

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

if you're a morally dubious baby god what you're going to want to do is steal your brother's cattle. then cause an olympian legal dispute

nobody is named flavia or sextus any more

You will take my copper AND you will like it.

guess what guys this witch from colchis promised to turn me young again and all i had to do was let her cut me up and boil me in her cauldron. see you later suckers

any female born in greek mythology can't cook...all they know is magic potions, launch a thousand ships, defy aphrodite, be bisexual, weave the narrative & lie

A pleasure to have in the labyrinth

the Consuls have declared to the roman people: get nasty get freakayy