The Desk on the Red Cedar

[image: oil painting of a seascape at night, the moon a bright pinpoint in the star-filled sky reflecting off the gentle waves. there's small meteors streaking across the sky and water.]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"