baby, we're the tops

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

mike flanagan vs not compulsively upholding nuclear family connections as an inherently morally good/redemptive force

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.