love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

one must imagine sisyphus ballin'

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

some personal news: i have been found alive after a four day search

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

hey, don’t cry— grasshopper nymph, okay?

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.