we are out of oat milk

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

oh to be snails sharing an apple 🍎 ✨

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

Hi! It's been a while since I've offered these - but here they are! If you're interested, book a slot by filling out the form below.

$100 per portrait, Paypal only :-)

OUh Thank You So Much!!

The process was fun and mostly Not Knowing What I Was Doing

It started with this marker sketch that is (I kid you not) 4" wide by 2" tall. I draw small...

And then I scanned, lined and bashed my way to whatever this was

And added some splashes of color!

IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL

He does have an overbite, yeah! :] probably one of my favorite features of his...

"Computer Conversations: How to Talk to Your New Co-Worker" .1969

Smaugust day 5 - "Small."

Very, very small.