fanfic where phantom lives and they're trying to figure out what to do with themself now that their plans have been completely dismembered but their brooding keeps being interrupted because hornet is sprinting past their organ with the courier's rasher every five minutes and then stomping angrily back the way she came covered in meat juice every six minutes (rasher broke)
phantom brooding on the floor getting a little nappy nap in when hornet bursts in speeding like a bullet, tripping over them head over ass, eating shit, and now the both of them are covered in rasher. call that a meat cute














