Pippin Apologist

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

Legolas wears crocs.

Most importantly, before he does anything slightly acrobatic, he puts them into “sports mode”.

The original of this post smashed me in the face, this addition is just kicking me while I’m down…

Legolas has charms for his crocs and he wears different ones every day to match his aesthetic. 

Gimli wears sketchers that light up in the Mines of Moria

Fan art someone?

YES

Another addition: Gandalf wearing Uggs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=wJmdE0G4sEg

I feel like PJ Aragorn would wear those secretly. Like tucked into his trousers. He got them and was all excited, but then Boromir zoomed into the meeting in Rivendell on his heelys, and then Leggy got some flack for the crocs, so now Aragorn is all self-conscious, and he debated with himself about leaving them in Rivendell, but now it’s too late to go back and change. When the fellowship finds out about them, they dare Pippin to tie them together at the knee while Aragorn is sleeping.

Thranduil wears elk slippers when relaxed. During formal events as king, he wears roller skates. During the scene with Thorin, he is skating in circles around him threateningly. 

IT.GOT.BETTER

can someone photoshop my boy Faramir wearing the Fila Disruptors

I’m crying.

I could see Eowyn wearing the lighting McQueen crocs casually. The “I’m depressed but at least my shoes are fun” vibe

Got nothing to add, this post is perfect

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently