rise up, train an army of bees

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

Good to see the situation well monitored.

PRO TIP: instead of thinking “i should be healthier/more organized/etc,” change your phrasing to “i’d like to become healthier” or “i’d like to learn to be more organized.” stop paralyzing urself with guilt for what you aren’t & start focusing on what you can be

Sexy what happens if you drink shampoo

sexy red tree frog

sexy boston university tour

why can’t MY life be a 50k slow burn friends to lovers fic

Whos to say it isnt. u wouldnt even notice till chapter 17

after the G7 conference, they should hold a C major conference. Then everything will be resolved.

To be fair, I would also like to be less fucked by robbery, anger, and rich people. Especially the latter. And I would be kinda intimidated by someone chanting that.

Fuck I love seeing

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

quality religious jokes, people

@wingedarrows

The pictures make the post. Started laughing out loud so hard.

@joannaharp

i guessed the snickers bit before i read it 

Meanwhile you’ve got Greek and Roman Gods being Hangry and Horny on Main constantly.        

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

This. Is. Drag.

Girlllllll

@thebridgesandtunnels

there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked

winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function