God's in his heaven. All's right with the world.

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair