Who Even Needs A Life

how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

s/o to those people that educate you on things you don’t know about instead of making fun of you for not knowing it

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

Are you shitting me?

proof that humans have peaked as a species

This is a top tier post

he squeak bigger than he bod

@thedrunkhermit omggg my heart!!!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a positivity post discussing the benefits of not wearing makeup, must attract approximately 7 million apologists for the cosmetics industry all telling you to not be quite so happy that it makes them feel insecure

Ladies let’s SCRATCH OUR EYELIDS GENTLY if they’re itchy and not have to fear the smears

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.