#ambien

the problem with having to fast for a couple of hours before taking ambien for best results is that most of the time that works and you take it and you go to sleep. but other times you take it. and your mind becomes altered in a very specific way. which says. I need to eat cheese RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOWWWWW. and you rise. and you go, stumbling, to the kitchen. and you pull a block of cheddar out of the fridge and you do cut it into very large slices. and you do find a piece of bread and cover it with butter. and verily you lay the cheese onto the buttered bread. and yea, you return to the refrigerator and extract mayo and mustard because you are not done. and you express that mayo and mustard upon the piece of bread that is already covered in butter and cheese. and you find this good. and you close the refrigerator hopefully with the mayo and mustard once again inside. and you eat of your "sandwich" and find it good. and it turns out all of this malarkey has kind of woken you up a little so now what do you do, hotshot. (make a tumblr post, clearly)