my desire doesn’t know anything yet.

I’ll have a really busy couple of days and I’ll go damn am I over Toshiro Mifune? Then I see One pic of him and it’s like ahahahah SIKE

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

the letterboxd review, a hybrid literary genre equally born of the recipe blog personal essay and the desire to receive reddit gold,

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

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