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australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

ah the breadtubers believe in lolcowing too

hbomb, lily alexander, and lady emily are all participating in what amounts to a callout of a trans woman age player like it isnt the lowest hanging fruit on the hater tree. its so easy to call trans women pedos to raucous applause

hbomb's 'roblox_oof.mp3' and 'plagiarism and you(tube)' are essentially high effort callout posts when you think about it, I bet it feels really good for him to obliterate someone's presence from the internet at this point

his creative output on his channel of the last 4 years are vigilante actions and whether those are justified depends if you can justify them to yourself and your wider liberal audience. the trajectory is clear here.

my entire childhood i was threatened with juvenile detention just for being a weird kid. the kids in my class would lie about me doing bad things, or be doing bad things and then i would get in trouble and my school principal said if i didnt 'show remorse' id end up in juvy. neighbors called the cops on me and my own mother wouldnt take my side. so no, i dont think prison is a valid tool for rehabilitation or justice. jail is a threat the people in power use to control us and get rid of people they dont like. get more prison abolitionist now. get more youthlib now. get more transfeminist NOW

Scruba dub dub🐢

COME THE FUCK ON!!!!!!!

we need to have struggle sessions for traffic engineers

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