moron incorporated™

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

oh yknow. the devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to.

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

why the fuck did it format like that

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

Let’s snuggle on mama

im the only mfer on this site posting about unika i'm the only one who plays this bitch

I always love to see people making transfem headcanons, but unfortunately I just cannot see transfem Morgan because who the fuck names herself "Evangeline" and then complains about being named Evangeline