The Woman Called Nova

A bird just pooped on my head

I don’t feel safe under this tree anymore

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

I cannot produce the words to describe how deeply I am disgusted by the way a lot of people talk about being nonbinary as a temporary stepping stone to becoming "full-trans."

It's "he says he's bisexual, which is what people say six months before they come out as gay" all over again.

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

Glossary of Terms

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

Hi, linguist here. It is

it will be fine btw, me of the recent past.

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

It's simple really, Romana is Rassilon because she's the annoying young upstart way out of her depth, whom everyone hates, trying to shake up the status quo but failing to truly make a change in any meaningfully radical way thus reproducing the previous system with her at the top, Leela is the Other because she's the alien attack dog agent whose tenuous citizenship is only held in place by her employer's weird sort of affection for her, and she considers herself above the evils of the Time Lords even while aiding and abetting them with the blood of hundreds staining her hands. And the Doctor is Omega because when he left Romana went off the fucking rails

being a man is really hard actually like you get super depressed all the time and you wish you could grow your hair long and put on girly clothes and have tits and sing alonng to songs with your girl frienxs and be a lesbian it sucks. so think before you speak hate next time