💫sarek at the mall💫

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

I assumed that's what op intended

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down: