even up close it's like a beautiful light in the distance

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

wild horses could probably drag me away pretty easily in fact

Realistically, I'm pretty sure domesticated horses could also.

I’ll be honest, most horses would have a pretty good shot at moving me a moderate distance

One calm donkey would handle the job for most of us, I think.

Single calm donkey please come take me away 🙏

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

I’m so glad it’s not just me who thinks about this randomly

The number of times I’ve said “back off I know what I’m doing” because of this…….

What’s that quote? There are only two kinds of stories: a man goes on a journey, or a stranger comes to town.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Akira bike sliding on a horse

Very beautiful, very powerful