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I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

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armadillorollup

wild horses could probably drag me away pretty easily in fact

cipheramnesia

Realistically, I'm pretty sure domesticated horses could also.

elodieunderglass

I’ll be honest, most horses would have a pretty good shot at moving me a moderate distance

cipheramnesia

One calm donkey would handle the job for most of us, I think.

elodieunderglass

Single calm donkey please come take me away 🙏

theprofessional-amateur

one-time-i-dreamt

WHAT

ririazul

myleftpinkytoe

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

fruitcakebro

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

teaboot

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

waffliesinyoface

thinking about this scene again

crystal13unny

I’m so glad it’s not just me who thinks about this randomly

thatfanfictionchick

The number of times I’ve said “back off I know what I’m doing” because of this…….

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elucubrare

one of the reasons why "what if people went on a road trip and it was weird" is one of the oldest story types is that a lot of sense of personhood has been, historically, tied to place. the weird road trip says "what if we went somewhere else, where no one knows us, and tried out being a different person".

Odysseus, the famous liar, goes on a weird road trip & over the course of it becomes several different people, and then comes home & is all those people as well as himself, wearing the echoes of those other people

toli-a

What’s that quote? There are only two kinds of stories: a man goes on a journey, or a stranger comes to town.

peregrinethegryphon

Expectation:

Reality:

Dorsal Light Response - a reflex that causes insects to turn their backs towards a light source to orient themselves during flight.

everydaylouie

while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.

happy new year everyone!

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

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Pear Blossoms in the Spring

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taraxippos

Akira bike sliding on a horse

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concept art

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concept art

milkbreadtoast

LJH practice... wip... finish later... so tired...

antlershade

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

a-book-of-creatures

Very beautiful, very powerful

protobutch

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baddywronglegs

A friend wondered why he hadn't heard back from a potential client after he emailed them following what he thought was a promising meeting.

Checked the email he'd sent them.

"It was nice to meet you toady."

Ah that'd be it.

purlturtle

The moment I saw these double doors in our apartment, I knew I wanted to put colorful foil on them:

Today my wife did it, and I couldn't be more stunned and happy:

Isn't it amazing? This is a dream come true, and it makes me so happy! 🩵🧡💚💛💙❤️🩷

purlturtle

The doors continue to delight:

(pics taken as the sun shines through the doors, making all the colors shine and projecting some of them across the hallway floor) (edited this reblog to add a second pic)

purlturtle

This post is almost at 11,111 notes and I hope someone screenshots it when it happens!

rathenarts

@purlturtle here you are I got it for you!

purlturtle

what if I told you that I am RIVETED to my notifications at the moment, for fear that I will miss it

purlturtle

The galaxy map of this post's reblogs is a thing of beauty:

This isn't a post from a big blog that a ton of people reblogged from that one big blog. This isn't even a post that got big because one big blog reblogged it. Yes, there were a few big-name boosts, but almost all of these reblogs are just, this post ambling through Tumblr making people happy.

And that makes *me* happy. Thank you, fellow Tumblrinas!

purlturtle

Y'all.

My wife found this incredible rug to go into the living room, that matches the doors so so so well!

Isn't it fabulous?

(ID: wide angle shot of a living room with a rug in the center that is 5x8 panels of different colored squares)

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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

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