do you think i'm spooky?

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.

Hi my name is john normal and being alienated as a child didn't effect me at all

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months