Kirby said "Gay rights!"

This post is about enjoying a nice cup of juice, or perhaps even tea. I have marked it as mature so that its more of an exclusive socializing thing like drinking alcohol but instead it tastes good and doesnt suck

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

trying to organise plans in your mid 20s feels like trying to arrange a political summit during a civil war

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice