Im Like A Lawyer

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

(in the middle of a heartfelt conversation, with concerning sincerity) and dont forget that I am evil, and that my death will be announced with singing in the streets

little miss suckable tits would like to suggest a bonding activity

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

Extremely weird how many people decided to respond to this post by instead bragging about their Ignoble Despicable Savage view of appalachians

I just have a healthy fear for the terrifying cryptids that could only come out of a place so ancient and nothing but mad respect for any humans who manage to live there too.

every place is ancient that's how the earth works

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

too many spiders cant go in there

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

stick your head in the fission reactor it's fine it'll be fine don't worry about the subcritical pile made of spent fuel rods euphemistically labeled "fuel" that we use as a neutron multiplier it's fine stick your head in the fission reactor don't wory abouti t

Official ominous sign