TANGERINE DREAM

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

*touches your chest* woah your heart's beating like crazy... chill out it's just a post no need to get so excited... i mean my posts are pretty good but they're not THAT good... haha

@transgenderer

? Are u communicating how good my posts are? I agree...

this was supposed to be about my posts

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

Listen, no offense, but if you plopped me down into Whoville, I would rule those Whos with an iron fist within two weeks. Every Who down in Whoville, so weak and so small, would cower before me. They’d cower and fall.