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Remember, Debbie Reynolds was so much more than just Carrieās mom. She was a beautiful, amazing, wickedly funny woman in her own right. She loved her daughter and she made her daughter who she was, but it is a disservice to her memory to shrink her down to just being Carrieās mom.
Also, because it needs to be said, Debbie was a huge supporter of the mentally ill. She helped found The Thalians, a mental health charity in 1955 and served as chairwoman for the organization for fifty-six years. She was an amazing woman and will be missed.
AND she is the top witch bitch from Halloween Town and needs her good name spread during HER holiday.
Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen
This is really quite a big deal. A tremendous amount of modern research ends up being sold to journals which require unreasonable payments to access it and only pay the original authors a pittance. Itās nice to see an agency like NASA deliberately widebanding its findings.
Not sure if people fully realize just how big of a deal this is. THIS is how science is advanced. Not through biased corporate research, business secrets, marketing, paywalls and patent wars. But through open, uncensored and unrestricted public access to knowledge.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/?term=%22nasa+funded%22[Filter]
^ Thereās the direct link to all the studies.
NASA IS GOOD, NASA IS GREAT
@osunism
NASA is the hero we donāt deserve.
This deserves every reblog.
@geh-is-okeh
In the face of institutions being silenced, this is doubly huge.
I love seeing that, for once, there are more reblogs than likes
Keep passing on this info, guys. Good job
I don't even remember why I'm mad I just hate you now
A novel by me, a grudge holder.

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i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me
This is the america they donāt want you to see
i love america
This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry
*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary
People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.
Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:Ā
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America thatās open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but itās particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because itās all thatās open and itās the kind of food that tastes especially good when youāre hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but Iāve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didnāt feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals sheās ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyoneās shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heardĀ āRaisins in my Toastā you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles sayĀ āCasa de Waffle.āĀ
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he saidĀ āwhy do I smell Waffle Houseā
The location of most Waffle Houses means thereās some⦠classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (Iām looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,Ā āindeed marvelousā an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.ā
Weāre not even gonna mention FEMAās Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if theyāre open?
that last bit isnāt a joke
I used to work at waffle house and this is all 1000% true.
hey itās october so i just thought iād let you guys know iāll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope youāre all ok and stay safe this month
feel free to rb this as much as you want! just because itās tagged with āpersonalā doesnāt mean you shouldnāt tell your followers this too. let people know you have a safe blog!
NumbĀ // Linkin ParkĀ 80s Remix
I didnāt know how much I needed this until I heard it.
The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now
@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic
From ā⦠nothing mattersā¦ā to āNOTHING MATTERS! :Dā
Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, Iām going to be extremely tasteless about it. Itās going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I donāt want any call-outs in my inbox, Iām stating right now that lines will be crossed.
How disgusting can someone be
I wouldnāt even say this about my worst enemy
Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.
Anyways all of yāall AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party Iām throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket
I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushedĀ āDing Dong the Witch is Deadā to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.
Reblogging for last comment.
letās not ignore the fact that the person trying to tell op off has ādahmerā in their url
what if the kids of loki can also talk to horses and they meet percy
percy: I can talk to horses because my dad made them!
loki kid: oh cool I can talk to them because my dad had sex with one and gave birth to an eight-legged horse!
percy:
percy:
percy:
percy: aNNABETH I WANT TO GO HOME NOW

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I noticed @thearcanagame accidentally cut nadia out of their new app icon, so I fixed it. ššāØ
Turns out thereās some English VA crossover with JJBA.
Please. Someone get this joke. Validate my effort on that third panel.
Me: *picks up ādeadā bat in my yard so my dog doesnāt eat it*
āDeadā bat: O_O
Me: O_O
Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
He scream
You want rabies? Thatās how you get rabies
1.I picked it up with a towel and gardening gloves and never once touched it with my bare hands.
2.
3.The bat was at the bottom of my porch where I have to take my dog out but I guess I should have just left it there for her to eat right?
4.It was in a position that made it clear that it was most likely hurt from hitting my house and not just sick. Itās warming up in my area and they are just coming out from the winter and it was most likely confused because I live right next to the highway and thereās a lot of noise.
5.You can only get rabies from a bat by being bitten or otherwise getting its saliva in your bloodstream. And it was two inches long and Iām a grown ass adult with a towel and gardening gloves and a thick ass sweater.
Good thing you tagged it as āstupid peopleā because you obviously donāt know enough about the situation
Iām sorry I tagged it that way. That was incredibly childish of me. Iāve just had it pounded into my head that you donāt mess with sick or injured wildlife because of the risk of exposure.
Iām a registered Veterinary technician and Iāve worked with a rabid cat and it was terrifying
Iām sorry I got so defensive. Iāve seen a lot of bats killed in my area because people are misinformed about the rabies situation. I used to play with them as a kid by throwing sticks in the air and watching them swoop to get them and each year they were noticably fewer until they were just gone.
That was the most adult way Iāve ever seen an argument addressed on the internet.
Good job everyone
the only two adults on tumblr everybody
I have been informed that this is in fact⦠one of Them
This is the funniest fucking post on this website

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The last panel of that comic gives me some serious flashbacks to the spongebob movie
hc that the day chat noir gets more follows than adrien is the best day of his life
as you can tell he doesnāt hold back on the chat account
kalsjdf; iām laughing the most at adrien making a congratulatory tweet for himself for himself this is perfect
itās self-care
What if Adrien forgot he was logged in as Chat noir and sent a tweet wishing just his friend, Marinette, a good day at school, and he'll see her there.
Making it look like Chat Noir is "in love" with Marinette enough to publicly announce meeting her at school.