Ortho Shroud Enjoyer

ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path

Inflation is so bad I bet $20 isn't even enough to turn a straight man gay anymore that's gotta be like at least $40 in today's economy

Hold on, lemme search "gay inflation"

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TO LOOK AT MY BOY!

‼️ATTENTION‼️ ALL YOU 💦😈 SAUCY 💦😈 SAILORS 🚢🫡 ITS TIME TO 👅😩 GO DOWN 🍆🧎ON THIS DAY 📆 5️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AGO THE 🚢🙏EDMUND FITZGERALD 🚢🙏 SANK ⬇️🌊 IN LAKE SUPERIOR 🪦😨 SO LETS SINK ⬇️🥵 SOME DICK 🍆 IN OUR SUPER-REAR 🍑😩 GET HARD 🍆🥵 LIKE IRON ORE 🪨🤯 AND TAKE A 🍆💦 FULL LOAD 🍆💦 FOR THAT 🪨🫣 FULLY LOADED 🤤🪨 LOST SHIP 🚢🥵 YOU SHIPPING SLUTS 🚢🤤 ITS 🕐 TIME 🕐 TO COME ✊💦 HOME TO PORT 🏗️✊ BUT YOU ❌ BETTER NOT ❌ COME 💦🫨 EARLY 💦🫣 LIKE THE 🌬️ GALES 🌪️ OF NOVEMBER 🗓️😩SLIDE 😳😈 SOME CARGO 📦🍆 INTO 🫵 YOUR 🫵 DOCK 👅🥵 AND 🫵🛎️ RING YOUR 🛎️👅 BELL 2️⃣9️⃣ TIMES IN HONOR 😢🫡 OF THOSE 2️⃣9️⃣ LOST SOULS 🪦😔 WHO ❌ NEVER ❌ CAME BACK TO PORT ⚰️🌊 SO GET WET 💦😩 FUCK LIKE A STORM 🍆🌧️ AND 👏❌ DONT FORGET ❌👏 TO 👅🧎 GO DOWN 🧎👅