tangled up in blue

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

this meeting could have been a beloved folktale passed down orally thru generations

as a disabled person, i know what it’s like to not be able to work. that’s why this disability pride month i’m partnering with every single printer,

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

Why can SHE spend an extravagant amount of money on clothing and accessories while people starve? And why can SHE shut down major commuter transit hubs to build a fake plastic castle in a fake wedding venue? But when I, Marie Antoinette,

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything