þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg

i have tested positive for tzatziki

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

ask not for whom poob has it

poob has it for thee

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

marya d saying Natasha's father would challenge anatole to a dual is so funny bc like. Ilya? Count Ilya Rostov? baby that man is not challenging anybody. he has too much whimsy his heart is too pure. Andrei, yeah, maybe even Nikolai, but not Ilya lmao

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

like not to act like it's 2014 but hamlet was written like a million years ago and people on here are still like "that's my friend hamlet". marveling at this and loving it