þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

im very excited and honored to descend to this new level of madness

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

dw guys the people are literally gonna rise. they will come when we call trusttt

citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

they should invent a drug that makes you talk normaler so people like you

one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit