to the toppermost of the poppermost

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

oh what just because im ugly and unskilled and untalented and incapable and emotionally closed off and weird and uncomfortable you don’t want to be my friend . Wowww

biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

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I don't know what to tell you man.

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz