to the toppermost of the poppermost

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

god mclennon really does have everything, huh? a messy divorce, pissing contests thru music, cheating, drugs, circlejerks, tragedy, alec baldwin publicly outing an 83 year old man

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.