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@ihtstff
“Jews weaponize the holocaust” you killed 6 million of us. You killed so many of us that you had to invent new ways of killing and of disposing of bodies. You used our bodies for experiments. You stole our property and homes. You used our gravestones for spare building materials. You should be fucking thankful we haven’t taken revenge. You should feel ashamed every time you even think of us.
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“Jews weaponize the holocaust” you killed 6 million of us. You killed so many of us that you had to invent new ways of killing and of disposing of bodies. You used our bodies for experiments. You stole our property and homes. You used our gravestones for spare building materials. You should be fucking thankful we haven’t taken revenge. You should feel ashamed every time you even think of us.
my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn
Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao
“i’m talking about israelis not jews”
okay bb.
1. israel is the reestablished JEWISH STATE. judaism permeates EVERYTHING IN ISRAEL LMAO. the work week, the school systems (jewish religious schools are still public. you have public secular, public arab, public religious AND THAT’S JEWISH. you can send your kid to another religious school but the main ones are jewish), the bus schedules, the names of streets, THE HISTORIC SITES, the food, the calendar, many of the laws.
2. half the world’s jews live there.
“i’m talking about zionists not jews”
zionism is the jewish rights movement, my good googly eyed bitch. it was created BY jews FOR jews.
what did zionists want to establish? a JEWISH STATE.
“christians are zionists.”
dude i’ve seen muslims claim to be zionists. plenty of non indigenous people supported AIM. plenty of non black people supported the freedom riders and joined them even. doesnt mean shit.
in addition, why do you call it jewish supremacy if youre not talking about jews? why do you list out every antisemitic libel and stereotype if it somehow isnt about jews? why do you mock jewish holy texts and erase jewish history if you somehow don’t mean jews?
just stop lying lmao. you look stupid.
I feel like a lot of people act as if the ancient Israelites are an extinct culture when we (Jews and Samaritans) are literally still here. Jews and Samaritans didn't "replace" the Israelites, but are a continuation of that culture.
And I think the idea that the ancient Israelites are an extinct culture feeds the supercessionist mindset of the general population with regards to claims on religious texts and practices, indigenaity of Jews and even Jewish identity itself.
Regarding that second bit, I want to "yes, and" it, because that's exactly what is foundational to beliefs as disparate as Islamism to Black Hebrew Israelites to British Israelism to the Mormons and more:
The Jews aren't the "real Jews", and they are, and these groups all hate Jews to greater or lesser degrees out of resentment that we won't lie down and die so they can take our heritage and history for themselves.
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are non brits aware of count binface.
Setting unrealistic beauty expextations for men, or bins or whatever.
The weirdest part is that Binface is actually very politically astute.
Once you take away the obviously silly stuff - make 99s 99p again! - he knows what he's talking about and can run rings around the average Reformer (if not most tbh).
Since Harold Saxon has decided not to stand this time around Count Binface is really the only sensible option for Clacton.
why tf does everything today feel like trying to glue a coffee cup to a wall with ear wax.
So it turns out I just needed to dig some rocks out of the ground. Dug a few rocks the size of a cat's head out of tough tamped-out sand and now I'm good.
They raised me in the Circus
Before I was a Noun
My mother was my Father
My father was a Clown
He wore a pretty Costume
And danced in purple Smoke
My father was my Mother
But only as a Joke
He taught me Shattered Mirrors
And Painting Your Grotesque
And how to Laughing With Them
At Aching In Your Chest
I cannot be a person
Just Schadenfreude Fodder
I long to be my mother's son
But I'm my Father's Daughter
"I long to be my mother's son
But I'm my Father's Daughter"
Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
I have placed her in a more fitting setting
For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
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Can we PLEASE stop saying that “nobody spoke Hebrew for thousands of years”?? Can we stop saying it completely vanished???? This mindset feeds into antizionist “modern Hebrew is a fake invented language” nonsense, Christianity wanting to appropriate Hebrew from us, weird new age internet pagans treating it as a “spooky mystical secret” language, and the idea that Jewish diaspora carved us into several peoples as opposed to one. Hebrew was spoken by Jews throughout the entirety of our exile. Hebrew was a Jewish lingua Franca. Hebrew is the language our sacred texts are in. Hebrew was a language medieval Jewish poets wrote in. Hebrew is the language we’ve prayed in, while facing Jerusalem, in the land that language comes from, for thousands of years. Diasporic Jewish languages only exist because of Hebrew. Because Hebrew is a language we spoke.
Unfortunately our park cleanup team this year is really efficient.
Usually when the boss says 'take care of all the little pocket parks today' I have a big truckload by the end of the day.
I have one bag, two spent fireworks casings, and a bucket worth of stray bottles.
It has been like this since Monday.
I might go chamge a trash can just go feel something.
I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!
Just saying. In the same way that we look back at the death of nazis now and can easily and objectively say that that was a morally good thing to happen... in 50, 75, 100 years, the deaths of our current right wing fascists will be viewed that way.
Also gonna say: I see a lot of people who clearly feel as though their feelings of happiness or relief make them a bad person. Who feel as though celebrating any death makes them bad, because 'violence begets violence' or something vague about how violence is always bad.
And I need you all to know that 1) fascism has never been defeated without the use of violence and 2) 'violence begets violence' is always, for some reason, directed towards the people who the first violence was against. It's never against the people who inflicted the violence to begin with. So yeah, they begat violence in response to their violence. Boo hoo.
'This will trigger backlash' besties they are already killing you??
You fucking get it babey!!
These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.
prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak
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It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.
also very true
Very funny example of writing advice that is very specific to its medium getting overapplied outside its scope. Can you imagine how awful set design would be if people tried to apply this to movies. 60 minute post credits scene in the Matrix where Neo has to fire every gun that appears in the "lots of guns" scene
wow it's soooo wacky and zany that a man is professionally benefiting from misogyny by being a man, including preferential treatment by other men such as his boss at work, that's just so unusual, what a crazy twist, so wholesome chungus allyship that a man treats another man better than women
