tshirt that says i fuck that old man safely often and extremely well

Currently too sick to go to the vet, so writing detailed list of concerns for my father

Update: Zardoz has to take antibiotics again. And more importantly: no more wet food for him 😔

Once your eyes have been opened you can read lesbianism into any media. At a certain point it doesn’t even take effort it comes naturally

here's everything i know and think about william shatner. bill is the worst, bill is amazing. he is supremely cunty. he can ride a horse at full gallop, he lived in a trailer park post-star trek, starred in the most unimaginably bad b-movies. he wears the shit out of a toupe, speaks his lines in iambic pentameter and stole wigs from sets. bill is capable of very sensitive insight, but far better enjoys being the bull in the china shop. he is a campy, sentimental, pulpy director when they let him have the camera. he loved leonard nimoy. in a single scene he can simultaneously be the best and worst actor in the room. he has starred in one of the only espranto films in existence. he has been feuding with george takei for over 50 years. he has a controversial twitter which apparently he doesn't run. he went to space and he hated it. he won't autograph shit unless you pay for it. he was greenpeace save-the-whales guy. bill recorded an entire spoken-word record wacked out of his mind on weed. he appears self-obsessed. bill is the most complicated man to ever exist. everyone hates him everyone loves him. i do not always understand william shatner and i do not always like him, but i treasure him.

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

why is there a gif for this

playing with someone’s tits over a fishnet top adds texture and joy for the cultured lesbian

my aunt made all the reservations for this vacation so i was fully unprepared to walk into our current rental and discover doors everywhere. it was like that kath & kim bit except instead of gayness it was doors. the coffee table is a door. the bed headboards are doors. the doors? extremely elaborate carved wooden doors

certified door post

obviously it is i made it

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

sorry, but you were socialized christian. I just can't trust you in a trans space

they literally taught you that trans people were subhuman and that you were better than them. I don't know if you can be trusted around other trans people

they scapegoated and abused you for showing signs of transness? uh... no? christianity is the most privileged religion there is. stop whining

gotta say I was not expecting people to go to bat for my strawman