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what do you call this type of shoe?
thongs
jandals
roman sandals
no i dont, theyre not called that. why would they be named something so ridiculous i think you are trolling me
Flip flops! In german as well!
WRONG
You're losing the fight hope you're ready to die on that hill buddy. They go flip flop as you walk. They flip up and flop down. Call out wrong as much as you want it don't make you right.
Flip flops!
See, that's what they are called!
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This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer
this is actually super fucking smartass of them
Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕
Always a reblog. 💋
I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
sorry to improve your day without much notice but
NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED
This is cathartic
People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.
Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.
The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.
I’M NOT LAUGHING
you fucking should be
this fuckface deserves to be laughed at
I’m so fucking glad I turned off my blocked tag for Trump or I never would’ve gotten to see this
FUCK YOU YA ORANGE SCUM DIE IN A DITCH
Ask a Scot what they think of Trump.
Expect to learn some creative expletives in the answer. They have hated him for decades.
you’ve seen project Hail Mary???? Oh my gosh I love Rocky in your style!!!
well now i just havee to draw more rocky in my style
(links // tip jar!)
YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????
I'm sure there's a sugar daddy/mummy out there who can make your dream come true. You just have to find them.
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?
oh my god og on the dash
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Why the everloving fuck does my desk chair need lights? It's not about to do the 24hrs of Le Mans.
It's a chair! I sit in it, at a desk, and work. It does not need to be in hi-vis mode at all times to stop it running away and joining a race team.
Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.
are non brits aware of count binface.
Setting unrealistic beauty expextations for men, or bins or whatever.
The weirdest part is that Binface is actually very politically astute.
Once you take away the obviously silly stuff - make 99s 99p again! - he knows what he's talking about and can run rings around the average Reformer (if not most tbh).
Since Harold Saxon has decided not to stand this time around Count Binface is really the only sensible option for Clacton.
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Copilot is not magic, it is not alive, it is really not intelligent.
It is Clippy with extra processing power and access to Google.
If you are not old enough to know the menace that was Clippy, it was like having a toddler in their why phase attached to Word and just when you thought he was gone, boom! Clippy!
If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.
The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.
Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!
Also if you as an individual are only reachable by FB or IG then you are not reachable to me. Please use anything else, I will download new messaging software. The force that compels otherwise completely informed people to, of their own free will (not because of a job or something), use a social media platform as a point of contact is baffling to me. You know who can't reach me as a personal contact on tumble et al, or as a business contact on any social media site?
FUCKING EVERYONE
I am seeing so much AI created sci-fi slop on other social media, but for some reason people seem to think the short stories are human written.
Here are some tells to look out for that just keep repeating:
Time: everything happens on a Tuesday (looking at you SPN fandom, you messed with the algorithm to cause this, well done)
Names: Mira Chen or similar is massively overused. Alex comes a close second
Creatures: Apex predator cubs with silver fur and claws that can slice through steel/body armour/tanks. Usually Vrathi/Varthex or similar.
Enemy: The (insert blank here) Dominion.
Closing lines: The galaxy learned an important lesson about humans that day...
Other inclusions (I hesitate to say plot points): Humans laughed at for lack of claws/armour/fangs. Aliens with crystelline bodies (ally coded). A dangerous predator escapes in a cadet filled environment. Cadets dropped off on death world, human has a holiday. A maintenance man forms a bond with a young alien Princess (creepy but coded as Uncle/Dad vibe).
Once you see it, you can't unsee it. The terrible AI generated background images that don't match stories descriptions are grating and the voiceover with zero understanding of tone, pitch, or basic grammar has given me a twitch whenever I hear it now.
I'm trying to sanitise my feed to get rid of it, but it's everywhere. We need to starve it out. Know what you're seeing and give real humans their voices back.
sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️⚧️
I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner
It was the duct tape you see. Fascinating stuff. You can buy it in lots of colours, and my wife, well she tells me colour coordinating is important. We went to a summer party with the family and her sister, lovely gal shame about her varicose veins, she had the misfortune of forgetting she was wearing black underwear and a white skirt. My wife had to lend her a shawl because when the sun shone it showed right through.
Your business partner's drag persona was Bridey Zilla and she always wore a beautiful white dress, so I thought to myself, she would have used a white gaff or light duct tape to tuck, but the tape you said had to be hers was black. No Queen with that much experience would make that mistake, not like my sister in law who hardly ever wears white and there was the reason for her embarassing misstep, but a killer desperate to hide the duct tape they used, now they might. And I can't help but notice the ripped tarpaulin over your truckbed has the same brand of black duct tape on it that was found in your business partner's make up bag.
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
we are a fundamentally unserious country sometimes
We understand how ridiculous politicians really are.
Count Binface is only continuing in the fine tradition of Screaming Lord Sutch and the Monster Raving Loony Party.
- Yes that is real, yes he did spend real money campaigning.
