scallyswaggin aquanaut 🫧🐋🪸

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

shame-faced crab eliksni with the fuckass bob

shame-faced crab eliksni with the fuckass bob

thinking about a bunch of the yeti crab house salvationers all huddled together outside in a horrible blizzard, their glowing eyes all squinty or closed

the one devils converter who i mentioned awhile back at the very center of the huddle and being quite content with the warmth after getting over the tight over-crowdedness of it.

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that