scallyswaggin aquanaut 🫧🐋🪸

dont ask what kalton's doing rn.

dont ask what kalton's doing rn.

thinks about misraaks being sheepish about showing his alien dicks to his lover and teehees while kicking my legs like i’m at a sleepover

also love the idea of him being (consensually) held down and serviced by a bunch of vandals or captains.

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

One thing I love about TFS is how it’s de-flanderizing cayde. he was effectively reduced into hee hee ha ha funny man despite the fact that he is riddled with this quiet tragedy that’s finally being brought to the forefront. And I see ppl claiming to be cayde enjoyers balking at how he is in TFS. like not to sound like an elitist or a gatekeeper but like. you cannot call yourself a cayde enjoyer if you refuse to engage with his actual lore and character outside of being flanderized by both the community and even bungie themselves. like. fake fans ffs

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*