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(For those not in the know, @castformbignaturals is alluding to the fact Memphis is a majority Black city that stands to have its congressional representation entirely wiped out by redistricting led by the Republican governor of Tennessee who has, of course, welcomed the ICE occupation with open arms. Again, the project of MAGA is to reintroduce Jim Crow)

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Mixed feelings about Jimothy honestly. On the one hand, you go you funky little dude! On the other hand it would be nice if people cared this much about disabled humans.

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see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

lazy saturday morning sex while he rasps in our ear about how he thought about you all night and just couldn’t help himself anymore…he’s wrapped around your back, his hands are cupping your breasts and thumbing at your nipples, he’s nibbling the back of your neck you realize what an absolutely perfect fit your ass is against his hips and crotch and

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

when he kisses your puffy pussy so sweetly and says a little breathlessly “my poor baby” as if he wasn’t the one absolutely pounding you into the next week

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

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