gay alien robot

new pfp! for the first time in YEARS!! by @yipyaps-art thanks ily sorry for not changing it sooner

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

taking my jestosterone bc i’m a fool

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????