My God, It’s Full Of Stars!

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”