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After the rain
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Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly donât give a fig about: weâve posted your parcel. (weâve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcelâs overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. Weâll email you forever now. Do you like this
Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER đ
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The scientific versions of this make me feel very glad that Iâm no longer a lab rat, as the life-defining version of this for me was when I was a young lab rat tasked with tracking down an extremely defrosted armadillo from Texas.
When the consignment of armadillo parts - decorously placed upon dry ice, in accordance with the finest scientific principles - was shipped to a young British scientist and summarily lost in transit, it was one of those academic problems. You know what I mean by that. That means: Problems that only happen to academics.
The late armadillo was too late. Despite earnest emails promising that it had arrived a few days before, this was meant in a sort of spiritual sense, and what you might refer to as the âmaterialâ aspect of the dead armadillo manifested many days later. This was the subject of some fraught discussions between the ivory tower and the US Navy, who said rather stiffly that they had shipped a dead armadillo in perfectly sensible dead condition to us, and had no idea why the American postal service had interpreted their instructions as âsend the dead armadillo on a quirky little road trip and lie about it.â
Intense discussions about the dead armadillo revealed the US Navy had no sense of humour about SchrĂśdingerâs Armadillo (âwe sent you a dead armadillo, and have washed our hands of any downstream issuesâ) as well as their rather uptight announcement that they would not be sending us any more free dead armadillos unless we could prove that WE were not in the habit of carelessly losing them. The implication being that this important military armadillo corpse had been lost entirely because the postal service had received it in a spirit of unbecoming whimsy, and this was the fault of Elodie, lab rat and designated representative of the United States Postal Service. As the military arm of the imperial core are naturally the primary suppliers of high-quality scientifically reliable dead armadillos, this censorious and frankly ungenerous cooling-off was a topic of some consternation.
Elodie, a very young person at the time, who rather fancied the British postdoc who looked so enthralling in riding breeches, was thus tasked with tremulously arguing with the Navy about how grateful we were for everything, but how fresh armadillos were far more academically interesting, while we were on the topic, if they didnât mind, and if they could spare another one, if we promised not to allow the mail to become whimsical.!
The academically interesting part of the metaphysical armadillo was eventually run to ground significantly after the point at which the dry ice had become academic. The state of the armadillo inside the box at that point was an extremely academic problem. The late armadillo had become so late that it had surpassed biological interest, yet had not quite entered the realm of palaeontological significance. It was, however, a stage of lateness that was officially Too Late. It smelled of an unusual kind of death, simultaneously pork and mouse.
As the most junior of junior lab rats, it fell on me at the time to sneak the box into the medical waste in someone elseâs laboratory (as is only honourable.)
however, I did marry the guy I did it for, so allâs well that ends late
Panther's face sketch
A belated little fat Pock Friday
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just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning
#i guess that's one way to solve that problem
âThis bed ainât big enough for the both of us.â
End of this project: I've crafted a cosy miniature interior for my sister; it is quite obvious where I found my inspiration.
First 3 photo's: part of her house and the rest of this blog contains photo's of my 1/12 scale Delft Blue roombox.
This is why I choose to make her this style roombox.
I gave my sister her present this morning, she was very happy đŠľđŠľ
I spent more than 100 hours working on this diorama and I've been collecting Delft Blue miniatures, especially for this project, for a while now.
The furniture is painted in white/gold and distressed. Scrapbook paper for wallpaper, beads for bottles, wooden paint stirrers for floorboards; all together, with lots more, inside a decorated winecrate.
It was a fun time designing and making it and I'm pleased with the endresult, plus I'm happy to have made this beautiful present for my sister.
I remembered that google maps has an option to also go through the older street view footage, and while the place looks a lot different now, in 2009 this spot looking towards my childhood home looked just as I remembered it being when I was 5 years old. Painted from this streetview screenshot:
Calling this one "should've never smoked that shit, why am I in an impressionist painting". From this shot, also from 2009:
Brotherly bonding â¨â¨â¨ (Dek gets yeeted every 5 minutes)
Look I love angst as much as the next guy but Iâll appoint myself as the (mostly) wholesome artist for these two đ¤ I know Kwei was the best big bro to Dek

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genuinely feels like this sums up so many online interactions
(for the record, madeline is a dual citizen who has lived a lot of time in both the US and the UK, she speaks knowledgeably)
also an important addition from the replies
Bloodline Unknown
Relationship: Yautja!oc x human!oc/afab!reader
Warnings: minor description of injury, background minor character deaths
Word Count: 798
Masterlist
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Bloodline Unknown pt 4
Relationship: Yautja!oc x human!oc/afab!reader
Warnings: minor description of injury, minor reference to cauterizing a wound
Word Count: 1433
Requested Tags for All Works: @beckyninja @runin64 @ilovewolvezz
Requested Tags: @r4inlov3r @nona83
Masterlist
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HoYeon Jung âž Photographed by Hyea Won Kang for Vogue Korea
An offbeat cyberpunk heist novel!
fwiw, if money is short for you, my goofy gay cyberpunk heist novel is now on itch with a "pay what you want" option, so you can get it cheap as hell if you like!
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Built on the bones of a former northern England shipbuilding town, Unity City is an extraterritorial city-state fully owned and operated by worldwide megacorp Imperium International LLC. Renji Starkweather has everything he needs to succeed within Unity: confidence, a fast mouth, and most importantly, a famous aunt. But despite his coveted position within the cityâs enforcers, restless Renji has never quite fit in with the company values, and when an impulsive stunt involving an airship and far too many bladed weapons sends him plummeting into Unity's buried depths, he begins to see the real human cost of those record profits.
Thrown into the path of a notorious gang of criminals named The Loose Ends, Renji is keen to help them even the score; and once an unfair gas bill threatens to leave the city's poorest freezing in their own homes, he finds himself with a chance to do just that. Teaming up with a gruff single dad on a mission, a laid-back hacker DJ, and her furious bruiser of a sister, Renji has a plan involving an audacious heist of tonightâs company Christmas fundraiserâ but in order to pull it off, heâll have to dodge his vicious former boss and avoid his terrifying aunt, all while gaining the trust of his new allies.
What could possibly go wrong�
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Click here to read a free two-chapter sample, or here to grab it on itch!

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Smacking your yautja boyfriends ass and fracturing ur hand bc he has glutes of steel
your yautja missing you so he goes into your bedroom and rubs his head against your bed, taking in your scent. you come back a few hours later to your yautja fast asleep, snuggled against your sheets. He wakes up to find you lying on top of him. He wraps his arms around you in excitement and yall damn near fall of the bed.