head empty

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[image description: a punk with mohawk and leather jacket, offering a slice of bread to two shaggy brown cows with long curving horns.]

why would you censor the ops name

women would flock to him otherwise

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?

“Gastric bypass”? “Colectomy”? Don’t you mean “rearranging a man’s guts”?

girls night

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

you know how if you refine opium you get morphine? I think it's like that with respect women juice and gamer girl bath water

in which direction? *shakes you* in which direction??

@egyptian-pearl-witch

I am going to break you into four pieces like a fucking kit kat