Meow as is Fuck You!

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

And you picked that example because it's a real thing right?

oh my fucking god.

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system