tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

who wants to guess who im moving in with

@mediocregoth stupid manthing

ackshually i take it back ur gonna be alone now

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.