sure yeah fine

I think it's normal to be a woman

men believe in the concept of 'women's intuition' becuase they'd rather believe that women have an inherent connection with nature (much like that of an animal) than accept that women could be skilled at pattern recognition. first of all, they'd have to admit that women have a learned skill and human intelligence. and secondly, they'd have to admit that men display patterns of abuse that are able to be recognized + abusive men are not just a handful of uniquely deranged psychos

men have found this and are big mad. guess i hit a little too close to home. thanks for the notes, fanboys

does anyone remember when people on here got really mad at the term porn addict because porn supposedly can’t be addictive and even if it was then it’s okay to be addicted to it because it feels good . what was up with that

You will die your father's son is now part of my vocabulary

"What is a woman" had an answer until some men decided they wanted to be women

they never say this shit about men lol

It's comforting to know that the generational tradition of men defining the word "woman" without asking women themselves remains unchanged. We've already been defined as a man's ribs, as a subhuman, as a muse, as a spirit, as something unconscious, and now we are this "feeling"! What happiness!

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

@cannabutch !!!

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.