Oh Well. I Play The Cards Im Dealt

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

my thingy is NOT a penis

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

the way everyone on social media is simultaneously obsessed with shaming narcissists AND assuming everyone who they feel has ever wronged them was secretly jealous of them and stealing their energy or whatever the fuck. it's very funny. the narcissism was at home the whole time I fear

"why my coworkers sabotage me for being beautiful" at walmart? at the walmart closing shift?

There is no Love on that island

I have a horrible confession to make

I don't know which one is Dan and which one is Phil 😔