icjay kings land

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

The concept of a mushroom mafia is terrifying.

the beatles if they were good

i like that all the patches on that general area imply that this isn't the first time The beetles were in this exact situation

Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.

as an Australian, i thought Ice cream tucks were like, a thing in the 60's or something that are still relevant in media because they're an appealing or useful concept to use, like Milkmen

this is our emergency number in Australia so this comes off as slightly threatening XD

if the cow wins, i must eat the chef. it is the honorable thing to do

15 year old monk whispering "do i lust for men?" and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern "am i gay quiz"

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

Hold on, I might be stupid.

magnificent chess ahead

I need to get table topped over here.

"my eyes are up here, but id prefer you keep lookin where ya are"

Alexa search big anime tiddies

Alexa would tell the FBI

Not the Federal Boobie Inspectors! my tiddy permit expired last month!

Being autistic is like screaming through a megaphone “please don’t overwork me, i WILL explode” and everyone responds like haha well. You’ll get used to it over time :)

i need greater societal understanding for the fact that people with autism are just less capable of handling stress and are more likely to become stressed from things that are invisible to others. like can you be nice

my personal experience is workplaces and classes will give me extremely minimal accommodations that are usually a compromise of what i initially said i needed, but whoever i worked out those accommodations with will either make me have to ask them if i can use the accommodation so they can determine if my reason for it is good enough, or if i'm free to decide when i need to use it they'll just stop me from using the accommodations when they see me using it because it's incontinent, usually with passive aggression and comments like "do you really think that's nessicary right now?"

Being the only queer person in a room full of septuagenarians will have you feeling like a snake being passed around a room of elementary schoolers. Nothing makes me feel so much like I'm an ambassador animal as being introduced with, "this is Draconym, she prefers they and them pronouns."

I'm saying this as someone whose full time job involves introducing snakes to rooms of elementary schoolers. I can tell that my elderly friends are excited to present facts about me to their nervously curious audience in very nearly the same way that I am excited to present snake facts to an audience of nervously curious children. It's fine. The snakes and I are comfortable with this.

all of those facts could theoretically be true about a snake as well!

that's because it's the monster saying it

I dont always understand the joke or what's going on, but i couldnt ask Crittertongue to change anything about their work, im interested to see if they'll make any changes as a natural progression, but if i was so hellbent on getting my specific changes out there like some people i've known are, i can just make my own comic, or commission someone or even find a different artist or comic that fit better with what im after

I do love it when they're both depicted as Trans, especially if they came out over summer in Gravity falls, they can just change places when they head home! follow in Stans footsteps of assuming their siblings identity!