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y’all some real bullshit is that i even have to be alive right now…. like why couldn’t i have just been born an ichthyostega in the late devonian

badlydrawneverything

this could’ve been me….

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largishcat

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

gutterband-deactivated20200828

Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor

largishcat

I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks

cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

sailed-0ut

Please don’t hesitate

imhellafit-personal-deactivated

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

shysweetthing

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.

Go. Do it.

capriciousarsonist

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

lucentgallivanter

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature

davey-strides

fuckin raw line

nativenews

usamilovelove-deactivated202005

wtf

usamilovelove-deactivated202005

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

geekandmisandry

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

voidambassador

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

drhds

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin

batfangzz

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN

oppa-homeless-style

give me your fucking wig

kama-aina-killmyself

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

tymorrowland

i want this forever immortalized

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broke-boujeeandlovingmarvel

staff: no more nsfw tags

Y'all: Oh no how will we tag our nsfw work!?

Intellectuals:

memewhore

hymnofvalefor

fateddemise

listen the new screenshot with herc, zeus and hades looks like it could be a meme like

look at it

starlightandtears

hungry-joe

thyrell

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

thyrell

izzibu

Good to see the situation well monitored.

justgazing

“Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

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clairesclitpiercing

life hack

namirarots

spicy boy

triforce-princess

things that need so much more appreciation; low poly video game birds that youre not supposed to look directly at

(twilight princess)

(splatoon 2)

(super mario odyssey)

(breath of the wild)

feel free to add on your own favorite low poly video game birds to this post

theaquaticlifewithstevezissou

something that no one asked for but I still think it’s necessary: my favorite letterboxd lists

stephrc79

Scuse you, I think we all asked for this.

killerkitty707

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

wierdrocks

But it’s just as fast

viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

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rabbitsfeet

Hamlet discourse:

“Get thee to a nunnery” is the first “begone thot”

straightboyfriend

id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me”

straightboyfriend

people who are tagging this with “#im that person” yikes… i wouldnt

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