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yk back in the day if you were a freak people would just assume you could tell the future nowadays they make you get therapy and shi

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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

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I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

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ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

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get spooky

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how does this appear every june

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gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

#mascot horror is when theres a Dude #slasher horror is when theres a dude and women being punished for sexuality

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a new trend

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mxmorbidmidnight

Human fingernails are so disappointing, what does thou meanest I cannot slash open packagings and dig holes with these things. Why are they so blunt?!!? So fragile!!!? Tis shameful indeed!!! What am I to do with these??!!!

parkchanwoohoo

Do you remember the first time you were like, "Wait. Is this thing I love... bad? Was it bad from the start?"

Obviously you can love awful shit all you want, but I think when you're younger you tend to conflate your feelings for something with its quality, and I think it can be jarring realizing for the first time that the thing you like sucked, actually. Do you remember the moment you had that realization? And again, not "this WAS really good but got bad later" I mean the "This was ass from the get-go"

#how i feel ab all minecraft roleplay video series i used to watch #when i was but a small boy i thought aphmau was peak cinema lmao

curioscurio

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

anexperimentallife

I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.

The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.

invisible-goats

Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date

bippysaurus-rex

One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”

He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.

If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”

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Remember: this is NOT only if you want to bang

if you want to not have sex but still want to smooch PLEASE clarify that

PLEASE!!!!!!

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if you want to not

have sex but still want to smooch

PLEASE clarify that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Good advice. Reblogging for the haiku bot.

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I feel honored that one of my posts was chosen by the haiku bot

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I feel honored that

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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z0mbiemind

I know it’s not Christmas anymore but many have asked for it so I have to add Andrew🫡✨

whenthegoldrays

Sometimes I wish I were an airhead who wasn’t bothered at all by the rise of AI, at least then I wouldn’t be angry all the time

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kind of obsessed w the idea that manual labor makes you fit and athletic. bro these people have chronic back pain and repetitive motion injuries

antimasculist

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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redstonedust

to be honest even if vaccines did cause autism i would rather live in a world where everyone is vaccinated and some of those people have autism than an unvaccinated autismless world. like ok whatever. would you rather have autism or polio. autism or measels. idk about yall but im choosing autism every time. its not even a hard choice.

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