18 Carat Man of Means

one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

call me Tide the way i lie about how many loads i can produce

gender affirming pointy teeth

it's so crazy the level of Noise people seem to be totally cool with like they'll have the tv on blaring mission impossible 47 on 1000+ volume dolby digital surround sound subwoofers rattling the windows while somebody's in the kitchen making a smoothie with frozen rocks in it and also there's a five car pileup happening right outside the door with bystanders screaming and sobbing and sirens blaring and a busted fire hydrant blasting everywhere and a pack of feral neighborhood dogs coming to play and bark in the hydrant water and they start mauling a child on the sidewalk and then the ambulance rolls up and then the neighbor starts setting off pipe bombs in his backyard and the air raid sirens go off and then they'll just turn to you and be like hey i'm talking to you. did u even hear me just now 😡 why are you so distracted

Please don’t make me say it.

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do