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Converts didn't spend all that time learning and participating in culture, learning 3000 years of history, immersing themselves in community, and studying and practicing Jewish religion... To anxiously qualify their statements with "I'm not ethnically Jewish", you're the adoptive children of the ultimate Patriarch and Matriarch Abraham and Sarah so you can't turn around worried that you're not a part of the family.

The 100-year-old-man, author of the laughter of our lives. Happy, happy birthday, Mel Brooks. ❤️🎂💯

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

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THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

happy pride month

The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.

“Gilbert Baker wearing a white sequined dress (right) and other protestors triumphantly march the cut pieces of the mile-long flag past St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Photograph by Charles Beal”