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I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

how could you...

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

holy shit

King

of the hill

I give anyone reading this permission to use my grave to lie to cops

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

THE TIME OF THE PROPHECY IS AT HAND.